Wednesday, April 9, 2008

You Know Your Bukharian When...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DYZNOHNdP0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzVMpBkQuUE&feature=related

1. Your car costs more then your college education.

2. people asking you if you can get them a cheap deal on something, and you probably can.

3. You are somehow related to most of the people you know.

4. You sleep during the day and wake up at 11p.m. and go out.

5. You know more then 10 guys names "Alex", even if that is not their real name, but that iswhat they like to known as.

6. once in a while you attempt to go to the synagogue, but you never make it past the door because you meet so many people you have not seen for a long time.

7. You eat "Bachish" every shabbat.

8. You or someone you know has carps on their walls.

9. Your grandmother thinks a burger can be made by slapping a "cutletta" between "buchanka".

10. Your grandfather drives his Mercedesto pick up his food stamps.

11. Your grandparents drink tea ten times a day using only one tea bag.

12. Your grandfather, father, or uncle own at least one Puma or Adidas sweat.

13. When someone prominant comes and they put on velvet rob, just so to say "this is an important person".

Thes thing relate to my family and I. I remember in my old apartment my parents hung rugs, just for decorations. Its funny how true all of these things are and how they make me who I am now.

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